wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
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Most countries vote person: *tries really hard to speak a little swedish*
Sweden's vote person: Konbanwa yohio desu.
tuu-tikki: Euroviisujen oikea nimi pitäisi olla; ‘arvaa mitkä maat oli neukkumaita’.
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
saatana-vittu-perkele: halo-ov-blood: deathmetallife: halo-ov-blood: deathmetallife: halo-ov-blood: heartheblackbirdscry: there should be a metal version of the eurovision WE NEED THIS TO HAPPEN no point, Suomi would win every year you sure? I mean we do have some awesome bands in sweden to sooo Im just saying I have a feeling Finland would have this in the bag aha Amon...
overwhelmed-with-fandoms: Highlights of Eurovision There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP There is Greece with the free alcohol You got Iceland with Thor Romania with the Dracula and half naked men And of course Malta with the very happy man esc
Finland: Hey guys listen to this song I just wrote
Finland: I hate you guys.
Finland: You guys are assholes.
Finland: Especially Sweden.
Finland: I hate you the most.
Finland: Yay 1200000000000000 points for Finland.
Estonia: Hi Finland.
Finland: How about you became part of Russia again if you guys love each other so much.
Finland: I don't have any friends.
Finland: FUCK YOU ASSHAT ALCOHOL ISN'T FREE I WOULD KNOW
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
Iceland: Thor sings a lovesong
endearinglypsychoticfangirl: Europe to the rest of the world Rest of the World America
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
sahtiwaari: cradleofcunt: Is anyone else sick of seeing Benedict Cumberballs on here? Honestly now.. He looks like a foot! Have you obsessors actually looked at his face? Fuck.
“Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear...– We Originated in the Belly of a Star, NASA Lunar Science Institute, 2012. (via thinksquad)
What women's underwear would you use if you had...
Beast Dominator: Doesn't matter as long as it's lace.
Katla: Lace undies because Somnium uses them too, heh.
Skrymer: Umm, a rubbery girdle.
Trollhorn: Chastity belt would be cool.
Tundra: Star-spankled chastity belt, chains'n rubber, spine toads and all that.
Reblog if at some point you've tried to see if you...
livin-la-vida-loki-d: tsunderage: anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
That’s how depression hits, you wake up one morning afraid that you’re going to...– Elizabeth Wurtzel (via ayevxldez)
martincrieffsbakedpotato: stilesthejeepwhisperer: I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games that’s it that is literally what it is
We are getting our little one back. She said it’s all just “a misunderstanding” and this happened because she was just worried about Brynja after she was told by her friends that we’ve had “problems with our previous dog”. Well, she can say whatever she likes. That’s still not true. But fuck that. We’ll go and get Brynja back home today! <3